My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Anti Joke

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