Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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