- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Your mom is so old she died

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