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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Where's the soap?

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Thats what she said

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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