- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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