How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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you gay?

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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