Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's the new green? Green

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Anti Joke

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