A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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pudding

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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