- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

I asked her where you were.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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