- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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