- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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