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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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