- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I asked her where you were.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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