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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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