- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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