- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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