- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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