What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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here's a joke... the american education society

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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The child was fired from his job.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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