what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Poop

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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