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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

knock knock!? . . No.

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