What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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