whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What does? 42

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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