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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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