- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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