- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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