- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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