What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

I asked her where you were.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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