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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Tough crowd tonight...

Matthew Baker

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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