- Anti Joke

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Knock knock. Get out!!

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS