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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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