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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

My life

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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