Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Popsicles

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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theres a fat guy

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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