why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Gay rights

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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