Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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theres a fat guy

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Anti Joke

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