- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

who farted i did :]

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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