So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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black

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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9/11.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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