How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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