Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Netball.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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