Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Women's Rights...

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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