What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

A black man without problems.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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