Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Poop.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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