- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

justin beiber sucks

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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