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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

I asked her where you were.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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