- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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