what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Penis-biter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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