- Anti Joke

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.