Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Neither have I

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Justin's life

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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