why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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