Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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