Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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haha

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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