Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Knock Knock Who's there

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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