- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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