What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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