- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A muslim paints Mohammed

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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