What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to my sunglasses?

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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