John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

TRICERATOPS!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

like most people my age. im 27

Bob Saget

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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