Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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